Printed Dish Towel: I'm Complicated
Girrrrrrl, you've got more layers than a cake. Like a really fancy, smart, in...
$ 12.00
Printed Dish Towel: The Dog'll Get It
I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog, it would be because my vacuum cleaner...
$ 12.00
Printed Dish Towel: I'd Juice That
Do you juice? This super-absorbent, screen printed dish towel is made from 10...
$ 12.00
Printed Dish Towel: Magic is Totally Real
I meannnnn, if magic was really real, this towel would clean up by itself. Ju...
$ 12.00
Printed Dish Towel: Me When My Song Comes On
Oh, sorry. Was I supposed to be cleaning? I guess I got distracted. This supe...
$ 12.00
Printed Dish Towel: Do One Thing That Scares Your Family
Look. The crocodile is just a metaphor. But if you want to go out there and w...
$ 12.00
Printed Dish Towel: Resting Snack Face
I could eat a zebra right now. Maybe even a wildebeest. This super-absorbent,...
$ 12.00
Printed Dish Towel: Your Turn to Clean Up
Hey, as long as someone else is doing the cooking, it's all good. This super-...
$ 12.00
Woven Dish Towel: Low Blood Sugar
Don't look at me, I'm a monster. But, like, feed me all the donuts please and...
$ 14.00
Woven Dish Towel: Butter Butter Butter
Them: If you love butter so much, why don't you marry it. Me: Ok. This super-...
$ 14.00
Woven Dish Towel: Made From Scratch
Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out y...
$ 14.00
Woven Dish Towel: Make it a Double
Or a triple. Or maybe two doubles? It's been a day, man. It's been a day. Thi...
$ 14.00
